Absurd Warnings
Society is becoming panicked about a lot of everyday objects. cell phones, microwaves, facebook, social media, takeaways, animals etc.
Select 5-10 objects.
For each object, write an absurd warning label that could be placed on the object when it is sold.
Example:
Sunglasses- Warning. Use of this object can result in a reduction in social status due to irregular tan lines across the eyes and face. User discretion is advised.
Permanent Marker - Warning. Improper use of this object could lead to a permanent mess. Use Responsibly.
Book - Warning. This product would give you the information that you need. Frequent use of this object would make you smarter and more intelligent. Regular usage is advised.
Bucket - Warning. If this object is left unattended outside in the rain, it would carry a large amount of water. Other materials can also be carried by this object. Use this product appropriately.
Phone - Warning. This type of device is very addictive and could take your focus off the real world around you. This product contains a massive quantity of different apps you could use.
Select 5-10 objects.
For each object, write an absurd warning label that could be placed on the object when it is sold.
Example:
Sunglasses- Warning. Use of this object can result in a reduction in social status due to irregular tan lines across the eyes and face. User discretion is advised.
Permanent Marker - Warning. Improper use of this object could lead to a permanent mess. Use Responsibly.
Book - Warning. This product would give you the information that you need. Frequent use of this object would make you smarter and more intelligent. Regular usage is advised.
Bucket - Warning. If this object is left unattended outside in the rain, it would carry a large amount of water. Other materials can also be carried by this object. Use this product appropriately.
Phone - Warning. This type of device is very addictive and could take your focus off the real world around you. This product contains a massive quantity of different apps you could use.
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